OKCreepy

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These messages are the epitome of creepy.

This is me reading them. With a straight face.

r-ant asked: At first I was going to say that it /is/ difficult to sound witty or whatever via that first email, but then he went on to go full retard on you... Sometimes I wish I were a girl just so I could get ridiculous okc messages like that.


Answer:

I also don’t think that people should ever brag about being clever and witty - I think that is something people figure out in their own time (if it’s true…)

— 2 months ago with 2 notes

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I look really different in almost every post I make, don’t I?

— 2 months ago with 1 note

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I’m baaaaaaack! (again…)

— 2 months ago

r-ant asked: Maybe he just plays a lot of horseshoes, 46% is pretty good in horseshoes.


Answer:

Well isn’t your glass (a bit less than) half full?

— 5 months ago with 1 note

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— 5 months ago with 4 notes

#okcupid  #creepy guys 
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no skillz.

— 5 months ago with 4 notes

#okcupid  #creepy  #online dating 
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I forgot to mention that his name included the words “amazing” and “hot”

— 6 months ago with 3 notes

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“Hey, whats cookin good looking? Lol first off you seem like you have a pretty good head on your shoulders and I 
dig that a lot and secondly because of that I think we should talk sometime. So whats up? Did you have an exciting weekend? Well have a good day and oh yea I’m Phil by the way.”

Whats with the line break in the middle of the sentence, buddy?

— 6 months ago with 1 note

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I’m baaaaaaack!

— 6 months ago with 4 notes